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The Klutz

by A. Karpinski
© 2021 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved

Intro:
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Everybody do the Klutz

Verse 1:
Walking into walls, stumbling down the stairs
I don't feel embarrassed, I don't really care
You all need to join me, get on the bus
And everyone do the Klutz

Verse 2:
Sidewalk stroll, a contact sport
As we sway to starboard, pitch to port
Accident prone, that's not us
We're just doing the Klutz

Bridge1:
Toddlers taking first steps have mastered these moves
A fifth of JD helps you get in the groove
Dancing with the stars, didn't make the cuts
Judges didn't grasp the art of the Klutz

Verse 3:
Raise your left hand high in the air
Your right on your tummy like you're Fred Astaire
Twirl 'til you're dizzy, fall on your butts
Now you're doing the Klutz

Intro2:
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Now you're doing the Klutz

Bridge2:
No need for athletics, style, or grace
You can score points for falling flat on your face
Two left feet are really a plus
When you're trying to do the Klutz, yeah

Verse 4:
Forget your pride, get out of that chair
Stomp like you mean it, shake your derriere
We got to get you out of your ruts
Got to get you doing the Klutz
The dance craze that's driving everyone nuts
Everyone's doing the Klutz
No more excuses, if, ands, or buts
Everybody do the Klutz

Intro3:
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Everybody do the Klutz

Outro:
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah
Twirl 'til we're dizzy and we all fall down


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