Creep Repellent

by A. Karpinski
© 2006 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved

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Verse 1:
You can recognize her by her trail of broken hearts
Shines like a movie star
This babe is quite a view
Like a model from a lingerie catalog
The guys just stare in awe
At her attributes
She fools them into thinking she's not free
The trouble is her decoy is me

Chorus:
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Get her to think of me as more than her
Creep repellent guy

Verse 2:
Though I pay her way into the high school dance
I never get half a chance
To tell her how I feel
She makes the rounds with everyone she knows
While I stand in tow
Like her dog on a leash
But if some jerk tries to butt on in
She points to me and says “I'm with him”

Chorus:
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Get her to think of me as more than her
Creep repellent guy

Bridge:
It's one quick hug and then she's gone
I want to tell her how I feel but I'm scared that she
Would then start to label me as just another creep

Shortened chorus:
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Get her to think of me as more than her
Creep repellent

Last chorus:
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Creep repellent, why, oh, why
Creep repellent, how do I
Get her to think of me as more than her
Creep