Dino Dance

by A. Karpinski
© 2009 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved

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Chorus:
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Dance!

Verse 1:
When you get that sudden urge
For a liquid pressure purge
Coming like a tidal surge
Too much coffee, too much tea
Finally catching up with me
Try so hard to be discrete
As I stumble to my feet
If I don't hurry I'll be
Sweating like a rhino, yeah, dancing like a dino

Verse 2:
When you get that sudden urge
For a liquid pressure purge
Coming like a tidal surge
Dizzy, tizzy, where's the door?
I don't wanna wet the floor
Eyeballs floating in my head
Soon be wishing I was dead
'Cause I think I'm already
Sweating like a rhino, yeah, dancing like a dino

Chorus:
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Dance!

Bridge:
I always wait too long
Think I'm, oh, so strong
But I find I quickly break
From one water torture I can't take

Chorus:
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Dance!

Verse 3:
When you get that sudden urge
For a liquid pressure purge
Coming like a tidal surge
Almost there, none too late
Who's this standing in my way?
Boss wants to talk to me?
But this is an emergency!
Can't you see I'm already
Sweating like a rhino, yeah, dancing like a dino
Rhinos don't have sweat glands?
Oh!

Chorus:
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Doing the Dino Dance!
Dance!