You're Not Good Enough

by A. Karpinski
Song © 2006 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved

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Well, what do we have here? Standing at my door
A baggy-pants scarecrow of a slob
Tuck that shirt-tail in, put that cap on right
You kids have the manners of a hog

Chorus: You're not good enough for my daughter
You're not good enough, you pimply creep!
You're not good enough for my daughter
What she sees in you I haven't got a clue
And get that stupid skateboard off my porch!

Nothing but the best for my darling princess
While a nothing's all that you will ever be
Chomping on your gum like a cow chewing its cud
A glance is all it takes for me to see (that)

(Repeat chorus)

All these years I tried to teach her right
From a fatherly point of view
But my efforts were all in vain
If she's dating a jerk like you

What? You're still here?

A loser and a slacker for a son-in-law
Is that what I have to look forward to?
After all my treasure and all my love
This is what she's gonna put me through?

(Repeat chorus)

You're not good enough for my daughter
You're not good enough, you pimply creep!
You're not good enough for my daughter
What she sees in you I haven't got a clue
I wish that she could see just what she's doing to me
It's not too late to get some sense into her yet
And get that stupid skateboard off my porch!